There are a lot of strange things going on here. Why is the gangster waiting for the train? Did someone slip him a mickey? Is that the dead woman's fur coat? Most importantly, who in god's name designed this carpet?!?
The holidays are a special and wonderful time for commuters. Snow may come down while delays rack up, but there is no gift under the tree that compares to having our ranks temporarily swelled by a festive slew of holiday travelers! Take "Dorothy" here for example. Is it not heartwarming in this season of lights to know that airbrushing your sweatshirt while on crack will not disqualify you from riding the snowy lines of Amtrak? Just don't forget to check your concealed weapons.
I love tapping! Oh goody do I love tapping!! And coffee also! I love coffee and tapping!! My friends also love coffee and tapping!! Yay!! Coffee and tapping!!!! COFFEE AND TAPPING!!!
Wow, it has sure been a long day, but there's nothing like getting on the train to go home and being able to enjoy this delicious tasting Amtrak seat. Thank you powers that be for providing me with such appetizing manna on which to rest my weary tongue.
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