Taking Care of Business

Hey there, Business Traveler!!

Were you aware that Interior Inclement Weather(c) has become all the rage recently with our most discerning corporate clients? We are simply thrilled to be able to bring you this exclusive bonus feature when you choose to ride with us this winter.* So go ahead and enjoy a little outdoors indoors- Why? Because you're worth it!

*Supplies may last for a limited time only

Golden Labs at Work: Your Luggage Sniffed with a Smile

Retriever: Looking for bombs, drugs, bombs, drugs- Oh wait! Lady! Lady! Lady! Hi! Hi!
Lady: Well, hello cuteness!
Amtrak Cop: Uh, he's a working dog ma'am, no petting..


Retriever: Petting! Petting! Oh how I love petting! Hooray for the Lady, are there treats?!Oh goody!! Treats! Treats! Ladies and Treats!
Lady: Oh my, well aren't you friendly!!
Amtrak Cop: Uhm, seriously lady, you really can't pet this animal, he's a working dog.


Retriever: Ohh!! You do have treats for me?! Ohhh! Your bag is delightful! Boy, it is dark out!!
Lady: How cute!
Amtrak Cop: Good grief.

Straight gangsta

There are a lot of strange things going on here. Why is the gangster waiting for the train? Did someone slip him a mickey? Is that the dead woman's fur coat? Most importantly, who in god's name designed this carpet?!?

Peace out

The holidays are a special and wonderful time for commuters. Snow may come down while delays rack up, but there is no gift under the tree that compares to having our ranks temporarily swelled by a festive slew of holiday travelers! Take "Dorothy" here for example. Is it not heartwarming in this season of lights to know that airbrushing your sweatshirt while on crack will not disqualify you from riding the snowy lines of Amtrak? Just don't forget to check your concealed weapons.

Tap Tap

I love tapping! Oh goody do I love tapping!! And coffee also! I love coffee and tapping!! My friends also love coffee and tapping!! Yay!! Coffee and tapping!!!! COFFEE AND TAPPING!!!

This is the man who started it all.

Wow, it has sure been a long day, but there's nothing like getting on the train to go home and being able to enjoy this delicious tasting Amtrak seat. Thank you powers that be for providing me with such appetizing manna on which to rest my weary tongue.